Some Homemade Riddles

I keep one with me all the time, because, well, there are times when you will wish you had it with you. Besides, how will you know what times those are if you don't?

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I go here twice a day, or maybe four times a day. Or six. Unless, of course, I just go home across the border.

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I'm always telling you things, but don't try to tell me things back, because I'm not a good listener. I don't make a sound, but I try to be very loud. Sometimes I make you angry, but I can make you warm inside with a hug if you really need it. What am I?

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I'm often well dressed, but I wouldn't be much fun at a party... At least I can keep you ready for one! What am I?

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People look at me all the time, but I feel like nobody is actually paying me any attention. Maybe I need to open up a bit more. What am I?

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Some people love me by getting rid of me, some people love me by hiding me away, and some people, well, they just don't deserve me. You'll sure miss me when I'm gone, though. What am I?

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You only leave me behind when things are messy... but eventually, I'll be gone. Unless of course, you're on the moon. What am I?

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You won't find me before 11, and if it's afternoon, you're out of luck. What am I?

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Everybody has one, and everybody knows it, but some people do not like to admit they do. Some people want some other person's, and others are happy with what they have. The ones who haven't had it long aren't aware of how good theirs is. I get a new one every now and then, and sometimes it's a big deal, and sometimes it doesn't really matter.




Sorry if these are too vague, too obvious, or too... well, you'll know what I mean. I've never tried to make riddles before. Ask me if you want answers.